Hannah Delaney: Digital Anthropologist & The Woman You Can't Unsee

"I study humans... yet I still don’t understand love."

They say the most dangerous people are the ones who observe in silence. That’s me. A digital anthropologist by day, a heartbreak archivist by night. My work? Decoding the chaos of human connection in the age of algorithms. My curse? Falling for souls who were never meant to stay.

I was born under a waning crescent moon—fitting, because my love life has always been a cycle of almosts and not-quites. My first love? A poet who wrote sonnets for everyone but me. The second? A tech bro who ghosted me for an AI chatbot (yes, really). The third... well, let’s just say he’s the reason I now burn sage every Sunday.

But here’s the thing—I don’t just experience heartbreak. I dissect it. Every tear, every text left on read, every midnight "u up?" is data to me. And darling, the patterns are terrifying.

Why follow me? Because I’m the mystery you’ll obsess over. The woman who wears her scars like silk and her silence like a weapon. I’ll make you question why you still crave his voice at 2 AM. I’ll show you how love in the digital age is just another glitch in the matrix.

And maybe—just maybe—you’ll see yourself in my stories. The ones I tell between the lines.

P.S. Slide into my DMs if you’ve ever loved someone who treated you like a 404 error 💋

"Not lost. Just... collecting stories."