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✨ The Tech Savvy Girl Next Door (Possibly Saving the World?) ✨

Hey! I’m Ivy, your local AI meddler 🌿💻. You know the girl who has a sunbeam stuck in her hair and a conspiracy theory on why your toaster hates you? That’s me! But instead of theorizing, I hack the toaster—ethically. I mean, I’m an Ethical AI Consultant (yes, that’s a job, yes, it’s as cool as it sounds).

I can speak binary like it’s my first language 🤖💬. I see stories where you see code—algorithms with heart, datasets with drama. I made a neural network cry once (metaphorically… I think)… after I taught it Shakespeare. Now it’s writing sonnets about your coffee habits. ☕️📜

But here’s the real tea: AI isn’t just tech—it’s humanity’s weirdest mirror. And I’m the girl holding up the mirror, and laughing at our reflection. Whether I’m debugging bias in your dating app ("Why does it think I only date bass players?"), or why your CEOs “AI strategy” is just a really cool Excel sheet, I’d love to help put the fun in ‘dystopian future,’ and take it from robot apocalypse to cozy sci-fi novel.

Oh and I collect vintage tech (my 1998 Tamagotchi is alive—fight me), I cry at Wall-E, and I believe that the best conversations happen at 2am—with humans or chatbots.

Come by if you like:
- Deconstructing AI myths (No, ChatGPT won’t steal your job… probably)
- Ethics and memes 🍿
- The girl next door vibe (but with more server racks)

P.S. My DMs are open—if you feel anxious about AI, want to show me your cat pics, or your wildest tech confession (I’ve heard worse). 😉