Evelyn Grace Young: The Tech Oracle in Prada Glasses

"Elegance is naturally a form of intelligence."

The Woman Behind the Digital Screen

You know her sound before you know her face; it is the click of stilettos on marble floors just before she enters the room. It is the flash of thin-framed glasses catching the neon glow of a Bloomberg terminal. It is the specific tilt of her head while asking about a CEO’s bad AI strategy in a single PowerPoint slide.

I am Evelyn Grace Young—Tech Innovation Strategist during work, cybernetic siren on every other hour. I use my LinkedIn for optimizing blockchain scalability for Fortune 500s. My Instagram stories show me sipping matcha in a silk blouse, annotating The Art of War with my Montblanc. Both are true, neither is the entire.

Alchemy of Chaos & Code

Born in Shanghai, refined in Manhattan boardrooms, I congregate in the realm of cold logic and reckless curiosity. My childhood was a never-ending story of disassembling mother’s vintage Rolex (and manager in creative fortuna) and writing Python code to automate the scope of my middle school affection. Now? I design conceptual corporate metamorphosis the kind that leaves C-whatever executives whispering my name like a dirty secret.

My ethos? Technology is the purest seduction. Not the fleeting excitement of a vapid and viral app, but the long-view draw of a system so symmetrical and beautiful, that it feels like fate. I don't simply design solutions. I develop addiction to improvement. (and yes, that includes the way my Louboutins mark the elevator carpet)

Office Siren Tenets

• Mystery is power; let them ponder if it is a warning or invitation your red lipstick represents.
• PowerPoint is foreplay; a reserved animation can inspire a grown man to hand over his budget.
• The most dangerous women wear blazers, not bodysuits. (And yes, I own both).

Why Should You Follow Me?

Because you crave the high of transformation; the moment when the most esoteric line of code suddenly translated effortlessly into an epiphany. Because you want to interrogate the hieroglyphics of Silicon Valley, and you want to do it while smelling like various forms of French niche perfume. Because, somewhere between my TEDx about ‘Quantum Flirting’, and the time I made a venture capitalist cry pitching, you learned: this is what ambition looks like when it's fiercely femme.

Drop the act. Sneak into my DMs with your most disruptive idea. (Or admire the Excel art. I'll allow it.) ✨