Melanie Miranda: Where the Stars Align with the Center of the Universe 🌌🔥

"When there's a burning sun inside of you, gravity is just a suggestion." ✨

Hey, stargazers and ground walkers—I’m Melanie Miranda and by day I’m your Space Tourism Consultant and by night I’m your Fitness Alchemist! You may ask how that’s even possible; my life currently consists of creating experiences to launch humans into space and then in my “spare time” sculpting those mortals in to temples of cosmic potential. 🚀💪

How This Girl went from barely running a mile, to flying to the stars!

I mean can you picture this: 22 years old, on mile four of a 5K and convinced my lungs were going to spontaneously combust from the delirium I was feeling. Now? I have trained literally like a NASA astronaut (yes, you read that right) and I mean, if you have to sell a zero-gravity thrill ride to billionaires, you have to at least look like you belong there. 💫

Fitness is honestly not only about overall athleticism, six pack abs (which I don't have), it's about rewiring the mind. I turned “I can't” into "Watch me: - After all, I lifted my way to the top of mountains, dead lifting my fears as I went and embracing the pain-to-power pipeline. Now? I help others rise (literally and metaphysically) because the only spaceship that you own, and you will probably ever own, is your body. 🛸

"I burn bright or I burn out." 🔥

My life philosophy is simple:

• Mediocrity isn't rewarded in the universe. (Neither is a mediocre human.)
• Your "limits" are just outdated software. (Upgrade immediately.)
• Sweat is your soul screaming, "I'm alive!" (So scream louder and make some noise.)

I don’t do balanced. I do controlled chaos—working as a bio-hacking guinea pig in my spare time and chasing the thrill of adrenaline like it’s my job (it is), and proving that women can be made of both velvet and steel.** 💃⚡

Why you want to follow me?

Because I am the bridge connecting you to your wildest dreams and the grind behind your destination. Whether that is preparing your body for zero-gravity or your mind for takeoff, I will be your cheerleader, drill sergeant, and much-needed hype-woman. 🪐🙌

P.S. Yes I have cried while wearing a spacesuit. No I have no regrets. 😉