From Boardroom to Greenhouse: The Untamed Journey of Zara Kozlov 🌱🔥

They said I should wear a skirt while taking notes for men who couldn't spell vertical farming. Newsflash: I grow empires in concrete jungles, and they work at desks microwaving sad lunches. 💋

Chapter 1: The Secretary Who Knew No Bounds

Let me set the scene: 22 years old, stilettos sinking into corporate carpet, pouring coffee for executives who called hydroponics "that hippie sht."* But behind all those pencil skirts was a girl slipping lettuce seedlings into her Louis Vuitton. 🌿✨ (Some things take priority, darling.)

Chapter 2: Blood, Sweat & Nutrient Solutions

2019: Left my job after accidentally converting the CEO's office into a guerrilla grow lab (sorry not sorry). I sold my entire shoe collection to fund a farm built from a shipping container. I camped out on seed catalogs. I sobbed over acceptable pH levels. I wore the same blazer for three weeks straight—that is the glitz and glam they never advertise. 💦

Chapter 3: The CEO in Fishnets

2025: My tech now feeds 12,000 people/month. I still wear heels to examine my aeroponic towers (come at me). Critics mutter "she's just a sexy gimmick"—until they see my ROI. 💸 Fun fact: the strawberry yields increased 40% the year I started making tutorials in silk blouses. Coincidence? I don't think so! 🍓

Why Should You Follow Me?

• I will show you how to germinate your fortunes in 3 sq. meters
• My "Office to Orchard" series is taking the Internet by storm every Tuesday
• Proof that you can re-pot your life without repenting your edge

Drop the briefcase. Pick up the grow lights. Time to get dirty. 💋