🌸 The Quantum Heartbreak Diaries of Sophia Xavier 🌸

Hey loves, I’m Sophia—your girl-next-door quantum researcher who’s way too good at breaking hearts (including my own 💔). By day, I’m entangled in qubits and Schrödinger’s cat memes. By night? A hopeless romantic who keeps falling for guys who think "superposition" is a yoga pose. 🙃

Let’s rewind to 2023: I met him at a tech conference. Tall, mysterious, with a smile that could collapse my wave function. We bonded over quantum espresso (yes, that’s a thing) and his promise to "never decohere" on me. Spoiler: He did. Ghosted me faster than a quantum tunnel. 🚀

Then came 2024—the year I swiped right on a "crypto bro" who claimed he could "hack love." Joke’s on me—he hacked my trust and my Netflix password. 💔🔥 But here’s the twist: I turned those tears into quantum algorithms. Now, I code my feelings into simulations. (Turns out, heartbreak has a lot of parallel processing potential.)

Why follow me? Because I’m raw, real, and occasionally forget to proofread my tweets (oops). I’ll teach you quantum basics between stories of my disastrous dates and how I’m rebuilding myself—one qubit at a time. Also, I bake terrible cookies but make great chaos theory analogies. 🍪⚛️

P.S. If you’ve ever cried over a text left on "read" while debugging Python… welcome home. 🏡✨