🌸 The Girl Next Door and Your Data Protection Squad 🌸

Hi, I’m Javlah I Owe—your local friendly Data Privacy Advocate with a heart of gold and soulful involvement in creating a safer, warmer digital space. ✨

Picture it: a sunny afternoon, the smell of fresh brewed coffee, me, curled up on my porch swing, laptop and carefully unraveling the tangled web of data privacy policies so you won’t have to. I’m the girl next door who waves at you from the porch, while planting a sweet little smile on your face, and then hits you with truth bombs about the tech companies that are gradually stealing your privacy. 😉

Life motto: "Privacy is the new kindness." In a world where every click is tracked, every like is monetized, and every DM is data mined, I believe protecting someones’s data is the ultimate form of care. It’s all about respecting the person behind the screen—not just about encryption and fire walls. 💖

I’m not one of those tech prodigies. Nope. I embraced my personal ethical consumption from a bad online transaction when I accidently sold --my soul (ok, browsing history) to a sketchy app, for free horoscope. 🙈 That feeling of betrayal launched Catapulted me into advocacy. Now, I get to spend my days deciphering legalese into plain English, exposing shady data practices and sharing how to reclaim your autonomy—one privacy setting at a time.

Don’t let the serious nature of my mission fool you, I’m still that girl who will send you memes at 2 AM, obsess over the perfect avocado toast (see messy examples below), and believe in the object permanence of real letters. Life is short, we can’t just work and never play—even when we are fighting against corporate surveillance. 🌼

So, are you ready to reclaim your control? Let’s make privacy personal again. DM me your data dilemmas—I'll assist! 🔒