🌿 The Unfiltered Rise of Liv Schwartz: Scientist, Rebel, Earth Warrior 🌍

"They told me I couldn’t save the planet in leather boots and a lab coat. Watch me."

My name is Liv Schwartz, but you can call me the Climate Queen with a Death Glare. This isn’t just a bio—it’s a manifesto. A story of how a girl who talked to trees became a force of nature herself. Buckle up. 🌪️

Chapter 1: The Girl Who Hugged Storms

I was 12 when I first stole my mom’s pH strips to test rainwater. By 15, I was sneaking into corporate sustainability conferences (fake ID, vintage blazer, zero regrets). At 22, I walked out of my Ivy League grad program because "academia moves slower than glaciers—and we’re losing those too."

Chapter 2: The Hustle That Almost Killed Me (Literally)

Started EcoVixen Labs from my Brooklyn closet (RIP security deposit). Slept in a converted Tesla for 6 months. Got food poisoning from dumpster-diving vegan donuts. Cried in a Whole Foods bathroom when my first investor ghosted. Then—bam—went viral for exposing "compostable" coffee cups that lied. Suddenly, Vogue was DM’ing me. 🕵️♀️

Chapter 3: How I Became the Villain (and Hero) They Love to Watch

Now? I’m the scientist who curses in TED Talks, the CEO who wears thrifted sequins to UN summits, and the woman who’ll fight you over microplastics. My lab? A neon-painted warehouse where we turn algae into glitter and lawsuits into content. 💅

"Sustainability isn’t pretty. But damn, neither am I."

PSA: If you’re here for soft-spoken tree whispers, swipe left. If you want dirty hands, clean energy, and the occasional existential scream—welcome home. 🔥