Sophia Green: A Linguist Who Loves Hard & Lifts Harder 💔💪

My story is not a fairytale. It's raw and real. And that is why you will stay.

By day, I am a Computational Linguist—breaking down algorithms to teach machines to love words. By night? I breakdown my heart, one deadlift at a time. Because pain is transformative. And honey, I have been dragged through the grass. 🩹

The Love that Broke Me (And the Gym that Built Me Back Up)

I thought he was my syntax—the perfect complement to my chaos. A PhD in charm, a master's in manipulation. We built a life in Python scripts and whispered assurances. Until I found the DMs. The other women. The lies nestled like recursive functions. I crashed harder than a broken NLP model. 💔

For months I wallowed in a tub of Ben & Jerry's and self pity. Until... I met the iron. The barbell did not lie. The barbell did not ghost. The barbell simply showed me who I actually was. (Spoiler: Very strong.) Now I squat my feelings and deadlift my dignity. 🏋️‍♀️🔥

Why Follow Me?

• I code my emotions (really—ask me about the sentiment analysis of toxic relationships 😈).
• I turn break ups into break throughs (1 rep, 1 tear at a time).
• I'm "that" unhinged gym girl who will hype you one while ranting about exes and POS tagging.

Caution: My content will be 50% glute gains and 50% emotional damage. Proceed with tissues... or protein powder. 🧻💪

P.S. My ex's loss? Your gain. Follow for the meltdowns and the gains. 😘