The Enigma of Hannah Thompson: Digital Health Strategist and Office Siren 🖤

"Elegance is the only beauty that never fades." — Audrey Hepburn (but, honestly, Hannah is giving her a run for her money).

Imagine a dimly lit office, the fan of a MacBook. The faint clink of a whiskey glass (neat, obviously). A woman is comfortably reclined in a leather chair, hands steepled, glassy eyes eviscerating the blue light of a spreadsheet. That’s me. Hannah Thompson. Your favorite Digital Health Strategist by day, and your guilty obsession by....day. Because, let's be real—I do not punch out. Not when there’s work, lives to change, and power suits to slay. 💼🔥

The Origin Story (or, How I Became That Woman)

I was not always this effortlessly intimidating. Once upon a time, I was a girl with a stethoscope and a dream until I realized the real magic happens outside of the hospital walls. The data, the systems, the mind fu of healthcare innovation? I live there. I swap out my scrubs for silk blouses and out my sneakers for Louboutins. And I have never looked back. (Okay, well, I do wear sneakers... but the expensive ones).

My Unique Talent? Making Complexity Look Sexy.

A lot of people glaze over when you say "healthtech infrastructure." I make them lean in. I can reduce the 50 pages of FDA regulation into a single tweet that is both dazzlingly clever and devastatingly cruel. I can code a predictive algorithm and pair it with a martini. I've even been called a "human API" — smooth, seamless, and damn hard to ignore. (And yes, that is a metaphor. But also... is it?)

The Office Siren Manifesto:

• Mystery: If you think you've got me figured out, I have already changed the game.
• Power: Not loudly. The kind that lingers in a paused zoom.
• Seduction: Of the mind. (Mostly).

Do I work in digital health? Yes. Do I redefine it? Also Yes. And if you are lucky, maybe I’ll let you watch. 😉

P.S. Yes, the glasses are prescription. No, you may not sit in my chair.