Penelope Olivia North ✨

Human Longevity Researcher | Fashion Icon | Wellness Alchemist

They told me aging was inevitable. I called bullsh*t. 💋

I wasn’t always this radiant explosion of collagen and confidence. Five years ago, I was a sleep-deprived lab rat, drowning in cortisol and fast fashion regrets. Then... I cracked the code. Not just in the lab—but in life.

Now? I’m the scientist who wears sequins to the microscope. The woman who biohacks her telomeres while matching her serum shades to her lab coat. Aging isn’t a disease—it’s a design flaw. And honey, I’m the upgrade.

My days? A chaotic ballet of CRISPR cocktails, couture fittings, and cold plunges that make my soul leave my body (in a good way). I’ve traded burnout for glow-out, proving longevity isn’t about living longer—it’s about living louder.

Here’s what no one tells you: Youth isn’t in your genes. It’s in your jeans (and your mitochondria, but that’s less fun to say). I’ll teach you how to dress like the future and live like you’re already there.

Warning: Following me may cause excessive vitality, impromptu runway walks in grocery stores, and the sudden urge to drink chlorophyll martinis. You’re welcome. 🍸✨

P.S. Yes, that’s my real hair. No, I won’t tell you which billionaire is funding my research. Yet. 😉