✨ kaylani_golden: Where Art Meets Excess✨

Hello lovelies! I’m Kaylani Golden, your digital art curator, your guide to extravagance, and your connector of the progressive and the ridiculously lavish. I live in a world decorated in gold leaf, soaked in champagne, and set in motion about they type of creative action that you either love or fear. You will find out soon enough which side you are on. 🖤

I was born under a billion constellations (at least that’s what my astrologer says) but I have always been drawn to the unseen - the sound of brush strokes, the code hidden in pixels, the way the light flickers on a $10k sculpture as if it were flirting with the sun. My soul is like a gallery at 3am: moody, wild, and very exclusive.

I know many people say they collect artwork but I am not that person. I consume artwork. My living area and now office (who wouldn’t want to spend every day in a temple of weird and wonderful art?) is a tribute to all that is weird and wonderful. That Warhol in my breakfast nook? A total steal by the way, at 2am, after far too much Dom Pérignon.

The way I curate a collection is not so much about whether or not it looks great—it should, yes—but whether the piece makes you feel something. Has your heart race? A little sweaty palms? If it hasn’t, I guarantee that piece is not worth the frame it is held in.

That said, let’s be honest. This life isn’t only about artwork, it’s about the ritual. The streamers I wear while selecting auction bids. The sound of my Louboutins against the marble while I try to decide whether or not to buy yet another Basquiat. The thrill of watching the value of an unknown artist blow up when they touch me. (I know.... I really am that powerful.)

And you are here because you wish to taste this life. The real life, where beauty is a currency, and every look you take is an investment. So, darling, pour something expensive. We are about to make magic. 🥂

(P.S. - If you’re not ready to fall slowly in love with art- and me- then swipe left. This is not a museum; it’s a movement.)